WOMAN'S MIND (HUMOUR)
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| Submitted by ARVIND V. NARVEKAR | |
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No body can probe a woman's mind to know what's cooking there !
A MAN RIDING HIS HARLEY WAS CRUISING ALONG A CALIFORNIA BEACH WHEN SUDDENLY THE SKY CLOUDED ABOVE HIS HEAD AND A BOOMING VOICE OF THE LORD SAID, "SINCE YOU HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO BE FAITHFUL TO ME IN ALL WAYS, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH." THE BIKER PULLED OVER AND SAID, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so that I can ride over any time I wish." THE LORD SAID, "YOUR REQUEST IS MATERIALISTIC; THINK OF ENORMOUS CHALLENGES FOR THAT KIND OF UNDERTAKING; THE MASSIVE SUPPORTS REQUIRED TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC & THE CONCRETE AND STEEL IT WOULD CONSUME ! IT WOULD SURELY EXHAUST SEVERAL NATURAL RESOURCES. I CAN DO IT, BUT IT'S HARD TO JUSTIFY YOUR DESIRE FOR WORLDLY THINGS. TAKE A LITTLE MORE TIME AND THINK OF AN ALTERNATIVE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP THE MANKIND." THE BIKER THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, " Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know, how she feels inside; what she is thinking when she is giving me the silent treatment; why she cries; what she means when she says nothing is wrong; why some times there is twinkle in her eyes; I wish to know her mind so that I can keep her truly happy." THE LORD REPLIED, " YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR LANES ON THAT BRIDGE TO Hawaii..." NARVEKAR ARVIND User reviews
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